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Why i hate my job, part I: new managers (yes, that means you gareth)

So we got a new bar manager this week and he’s come in all guns blazing, ready to throttle somebody or something, ready to turn this place around.

Basically he’s all forced swagger, left shoulder down right shoulder down. In tune with left foot forward, right foot forward. He’s moving too much. His body’s movements just aren’t normal; …

Cheating: The Biological Norm

“I was drunk,” they say “It meant nothing.” But no matter how much they plead and however hard you try to forgive, the fact that they were 8 pints none the wiser does fuck all to rebuild two years of faith and devotion.

Being cheated on hurts. A lot. But knowing …

Fears Grow Over Safety of ‘Legal High’ Alcohol

It has the street name of ‘booze’, but alcohol, which can be bought in shops, is causing serious health problems.

Growing numbers of teenagers, young people, middle-aged people and old people are receiving medical treatment after being harmed by a legal drug which has become increasing popular over the past 10,000 years.

Users of alcohol are suffering …

Ode to a Monobrow

This is a silly poem. [Continue reading...]

Secret Teacher: Ketamine Orgies
“Alright Sir? Have a good weekend?” “Yes thank you” I reply, temple thumping, mouth and throat dry, head dizzy from the pace of school and last minute less...

Police! Stop!
I saw this picture when I was filling up in a petrol station. Now, I have a lot of respect for the police and the tough job they have but I can’t help but f...

Why i hate my job, part I: new managers (yes, that means you gareth)
So we got a new bar manager this week and he’s come in all guns blazing, ready to throttle somebody or something, ready to turn this place around. Basica...

Replica Style Guide
Replica Stylist Laurent Van Twinkle tells you what’s hot this summer. From cooked meats to the trendiest light sources- not to be missed! Yes.

Ian X
Gothic-nude photographer extraordinaire. Yeah.